What? LET the Slytherin’s take the bloody cup. Xnxx first come first serve. And if anyone else is even considering this idea, we’ll go straight to McGonagall. What? – Lav
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To: Harry Potter
From: A Gryffindor Admirer
Re: Independent Assessment of Measurement
Dear Harry,
As an avid fan of your Quidditch prowess (among other things), may I suggest that a neutral party (i.e. BTW, Alicia and crew have it out for you. Just remember that we’ve got the best Quidditch team in the school… Now, finally, the last going bid for the Malfoy jewels came in at a miserable 2″. Hermione
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To: Hermione Granger
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Pictures
You’re NOT serious! What on earth would you want pictures of THAT git for? So, how about a girls beauty night? I’d say she’s been lifting Harry’s Cloak of Iniquity. As for dealing with Ron… I took her to Madam Pomfrey and we’re pretty sure she’s not foaming at the mouth, just drooling. Also, Forge and I have gotten our hands on a small quantity of woed. Especially Katie, Alicia and Angelina, eh ladies? This is ALL your fault, Fred, George. I’m sure a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw wouldn’t mind volunteering for this tedious and most difficult task.
