This was the technical bit, the main thing was to phone someone on my mobile so that the cloned phone which was wired to the detonator in Abdul’s ass wouldn’t ring and blow him up prematurely, just starting to dial wasn’t enough as it would go to standby after around forty five seconds. Our training never covered sticking four pounds of explosive down a insurgent’s ass hole, but with him so far head down and his ass nearly vertical we just let gravity do it, aiming the soft latex cover at his ring which we held open using tyre levers while the bomb oozed and glugged it’s way back inside. Xnxx Poor old Abdul, he was watching us from the rig, as we called it. ===========================================================
The Ass-assin
It really is an amazing feat of engineering, the human ass hole, I always think it’s amazing, so tight and secure, keeping all the filth and smell sealed inside and yet fully capable of expanding to take a Newcastle brown beer bottle, a medium size Courgette, a Penis, or in Abdul’s case four pounds of Semtex explosive..
