1996, I sent my first e-mail!”
“Alright, I get-”
“I’ve got a bloody Twitter account for God’s sake!”
“…Bloody?”
“You spend long enough in a place you pick up some stuff.”
“Look, Alexis, I’m sorry, but-”
“No no, you’ve made it yourself quite clear. Sex xnxx If a little geeky.”
“Geeky boys are the best. Then they ask me for money, sex, and some sort of social boost, like getting a better job, or becoming King of Prussia. His face contorted, while Sophie just looked on in awe, waiting for it to be over. “Alright then, since you seem so intent on twisting my wishes, I’d better make a good one,” Sophie said. Sophie screamed. I know when you’re sad.”
“Mom, I’m fine!”
“Is it about a boy?”
“No!”
“Well you know I’m here to talk if you want to.”
“Yes mom, but I don’t want to talk.”
“Alright, alright. Sophie came within 30 seconds, but Mark’s oral assault didn’t end there. May 25th 1983, I dressed as a Wookiee to go and see Return of the Jedi! His face contorted, while Sophie just looked on in awe, waiting for it to be over. “I’m gonna fuck a girl!”
“Yeah…can you put it in me now please?” Sophie asked.
