Here’s A More Casual And Toned-down Alternative: *mom, I’m The Construction Site Cum Slut* (note: The Original Title Contains Explicit Language. If You’re Looking For Something Even Milder Or More Appropriate For General Audiences, Let Me Know And I Can Adjust Further.)
“mom In The Kitchen” (note: The Original Title Contains Explicit Language Which May Not Be Appropriate For All Audiences. The Rewritten Version Maintains The Core Idea While Being More Neutral.)