“Oh!” said Momma Winebecker, “Gee, I reckon he might need extra extra large Lisa,” she said, “Hell he’s hung like a porno stud!”
“Gee Momma!” Lisa gasped, “It’s huge!”
Lisa’s Momma stared, “Ah, Hoarse, maybe you want to come through the store room so we can maybe measure you up?”
“I measured,” I said. “Hey,” she shouted, “You’ll break my door!”
“Sorry mam,” I says, “I just don’t know my own strength.”
“No, well come in and sit down, carefully,” she said, and she showed me to her parlour, the house was old and small and pretty much wore out. Xnxx com “No way!” she replied. “I’ll show you my goddamned gun if you don’t get spunked and haul your pants up Hoarse,” she said, “And that ain’t no threat, that’s a promise.”
“Gun don’t do nothing for me,” I said, “Most times I spunk off to the internet, my dad got subscription to Hogtied,” I told her, “You ever been hogtied Miss Faulken?”
“No!” she protested.
