“I have a huge hankerin’ for some more teabaggin’.” “I‘m glad you called. I should have bought those organic green beans yesterday!” Yelled a frustrated Hugh. Xnxx tv Leslie’s attention to that area known as the perenium or the taint with her warm neo-con Christian republican tongue caused Hugh to shudder and blow his load of man sauce all over Leslie’s NOBAMA t-shirt. “But I don’t have a huge anus. He fancied himself a dandy in the traditional sense. It’s just average.”
“Well then, I suggest a aloe lotion three ply all natural recycled unscented roll for you average sized 1983 half Italian, Quarter French, seven thirty seconds Norwegian and one thirty second native American anus.” offered a confident Phil. The dung came out of his ass and was met by a crusty wall of ass hair. My corpora cavernosa and my corpus spongiosum become engorged with venous blood. That evening, Hugh finished off the rest of some old Cookie dough ice cream he found in the back of the freezer while watching a movie called “The Butterfly Effect”.
