“See?” said Phil. Xnxx tv It’s just average.”
“Well then, I suggest a aloe lotion three ply all natural recycled unscented roll for you average sized 1983 half Italian, Quarter French, seven thirty seconds Norwegian and one thirty second native American anus.” offered a confident Phil. “I’ll take it!” replied an excited Hugh as he grabbed a case of the aforementioned aloe lotion three ply all natural recycled unscented toilet paper. Leslie checked her caller ID and answered the phone. He felt so good, he had a boner. Afterwards, his bunger was one crusty mess! “And why not just show us the damn birth certificate?” Mumbled Hugh through a mouthful of Phil’s scrotal nut sack. (12 beers total)
The next day, Hugh’s ass exploded in a forceful fecal power wash spray. I usually yank on the pup until I shoot a warm jet of sploogy baby batter into a bit of tissue or toilet paper.”
“Do you find that the tissue will stick to your penis if because your warm jet of sploogy baby batter is sticky and because of the consistency of the aforementioned tissue, the paper will rip and stick to your sploog coated penis on contact?” asked Phil.
