“java Hooker Down To Get Freaky Anywhere” (note: This Is A More Casual And Slang-heavy Version While Keeping The Original Meaning. However, I Should Mention That Terms Like This Can Be Seen As Derogatory Or Disrespectful. If You’re Looking For A More Neutral Or Professional Alternative, I’d Be Happy To Provide That Instead.)

I was a little depressed until my wife Valery walked into the living room wearing her sexy green and orange Oktoberfest dirndl dress. Xnxx She was kind enough to record it on video and watched it with me on our honeymoon. –
(Henry)
I was disappointed the pain in my legs and other health issues prevented me from standing much or walking more than a dozen steps. He was my grandfather’s age, but generous and quite friendly. Hold me down and rape my ass! He even took me to sex parties and let me have tons of fun with other men and women. She wouldn’t mind if a stadium full of people watched, either. There are drinks and appetizers in the living room. YES! They have an open marriage like we do, and only live four blocks down. Foul ball just outside third base. Just get us nice and slippery first.”
“OHMIGAWD! “Yeah! He offered me a ride so I wouldn’t need to take the bus. Thanks for inviting us. Make it hurt, so I have to. Just incredible!”
There was a smile in her voice as she said, “Play along, dummy.