“You drilling the lock Johnno or am I smashing the fucker down?” Al says. We went down and there was a couple of tins of Lidle own brand beer, tastes like cats piss, not that I drink cats piss but its like you expect cats piss to taste. Xnxx sex “Footie on the box,” we settled on Thursday. my arm lashed out automatically, and my fist smacked into something solid with a satisfying cracking sound. I gradually woke up, it was all grey, me head was banging and that, I couldn’t figure where I was exactly and then there was someone else there and I was in bed like and I realised I had me kit off and I was stark bollock naked and there was a hand on me cock, stroking gently. “Where the fuck are we?” I asks. “Wake up!” the alarm bells was clanging again, the room was ablaze with blinding light as someone hit the light switch, I clenched me ass cheeks, but it was Al, “That cunt tried to bum me!” he said, “We got to get away!”
“Join the fucking club,” I said, “I twatted him.”
“So did I,” Al agreed, “We better fuck off.”
“Right,” I agreed, as I saw Al wearing a silk dressing gown,
