Thankfully we had developed the automatic impact detection system
as I unbuckled myself I saw a girl hiding behind a rock, she was wearing a white dress
As I put my feet on tge ground I fell down and passed out
I woke up again in a bed I was wereing a tight red t-shirt and cream coloured pants
And the dresser was some sun glasses and a large brown jacket I put on the glasses and the jacket and stepped out the door
The girl I was before I fainted was sitting at the table eating roast goat
She saw me and axed me if I was feeling okay
I said im okay, but these plants are kinda tight atound my tiny balls
I said “where,are we”
She said “we are in a sanctuary for gay nuns”
I said “of corse, you can tell by the pictures on the walls”
The pictures on the wall featured oil painting of high school girls peeing on a goat
As I admired the artwork
The gay nun said “have you been high today”
I said “no”
So she pulled out smoking pipe and some powder from her pocket
And we got high
while we where high the girl whent to
