I would let her in on my inside jokes and make her part of them. Would you like a tour?”
“Sure.”
I fucking hated tours but at this stage in my life, I felt like I couldn’t turn HER down, at least. Xnxx I couldn’t stand it. Ummm. … “Ain’t you gonna’ smoke, dawg?”
“Yeah man, I will here in a minute. She leaned down and kissed, licked, and sucked them. But that’s what I fantasized about.”
“Did you masturbate when you fantasized?”
“Yeah.”
“Did you cum really hard thinking about fucking me?”
“Actually yeah.”
“Mmmm. Mmhmm. “Good thing nobody’s home,” I thought. She didn’t say a word to me for the rest of the evening. I grabbed a beer off the table and started talking to her. This is the foyer.”
“So I noticed, haha.”
“Smartass,” she said. I saw her husband, Pat, sitting there rolling what they called “hog-leg blunts”. Deal.”
And that was that. “I’m really horny.”
I was too excited not to write her back. She leaned down on me, grinding the entire time, and whispered,” Cum in me.” People say crazy things when they’re horny, so I thought this was just something she was saying. Well why don’t you just camp out down here?”
“Nah man.
