I wanders back to me seat and tells Nozzer, “Turns out Nige fancies you so its all set up for lock in.”
“Taa Chalky, I owes you one.” he says. Xnxx sex “Here my mate fancies you,” I says all friendly like like I was chatting up some girl. “Right,” says Nozzer, “So why did Chalky say to do it?”
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Ten pints was his lot and even then he wobbled all over the road when he rode his motorbike. “What you do’in’ after lads?” she says, “Only we thought about a lock in if you’re up for it?”
“Don’t know,” I says, “Washing me hair maybe, and there’s summat good on telly.”
“What’s that then Chalky?” Rocket Ron asks. No class that bint, she had empty Champagne bottles and Stella, even Coke but no she had to use Newcastle Brown. “Oh really,” he says, “And who are you, Vice pope Eric or the Prince of Whales?”
“Nah straight up Nige,” I says, “He gets a bit loose tongued when he’s pissed, said he dreams about your big manly cock up his arse.”
“My what?” he says.
