“Damn that Kenyan crypto- Muslim socialist antichrist son of a bitch is taxing the food out of my unborn Christian baby’s mouth. “I’d eat a fritter, but what I could really go for is a stack of rich fluffy buttermilk pancakes…” Thought Hugh. Xnxx video Hugh discovered this taking his 2nd wet forceful fecal power wash spray squirt dump that morning. I should have bought those organic green beans yesterday!” Yelled a frustrated Hugh. “And why not just show us the damn birth certificate?” Mumbled Hugh through a mouthful of Phil’s scrotal nut sack. I want to fondle my stiff rod, damn it. “Yes” answered Hugh, “I need some toilet paper for my anus.”
“Ok,” replied Phil, “What kind of anus are we talkin’ here?”
“Well, it’s a 1983 half Italian, Quarter French, seven thirty seconds Norwegian and one thirty second native American anus.”
“Oh, interesting” said Phil. The blood fills my flaccid penis and it becomes stiff.
