“I am afraid my name is John Hanson and I have just won a fifty guinea bet.”
“You tricked me!” the housekeeper cried. Xnxx “I am afraid my name is John Hanson and I have just won a fifty guinea bet.”
“You tricked me!” the housekeeper cried. “And take the chambermaid with you, the one you sampled earlier.” he added. I sought the comeliest serving wench, “You,” I said, “Pop your melons out, slip your smock to your waist and show the Butler what he is missing.”
She gasped. “One Butler fucking one Housekeeper,” I replied, “I believe you owe me fifty guineas?”
“Hanson you total bastard!” he railed. He led me down the servant’s stairs to the servant’s room next to the kitchen where they ate and did household chores like polishing the silver,
A throng of worried faces awaited me, some no more than children. I never did get my fifty guineas bet but I was the toast of my club for ages afterwards and must have consumed fifty guineas worth of ale on the strength of retelling the tale.
