“Damn that Kenyan crypto- Muslim socialist antichrist son of a bitch is taxing the food out of my unborn Christian baby’s mouth. Xnxx sex It won’t rip and stick to your sploog coated penis on contact as I will demonstrate.” Phil demonstrated took out and began yanking his rock hard shwantzolla. “I’d eat a fritter, but what I could really go for is a stack of rich fluffy buttermilk pancakes…” Thought Hugh. He was sorry he had neglected his analicular hygiene when Leslie approached him after his stirring rendition of “Holy Diver”. “See?” said Phil. Hugh Jainus was a handsome young man with a goatee. “Perhaps some organic green beans…”
“No, I’m good.” replied Hugh. Leslie’s attention to that area known as the perenium or the taint with her warm neo-con Christian republican tongue caused Hugh to shudder and blow his load of man sauce all over Leslie’s NOBAMA t-shirt. Hugh put the knife down, looked at the paltry 6 cut green beans on the cutting board and ran through what had just happened over the course of the past day.
