Instead of white-shirted Jesus freaks running for their lives, Olga just winces and rubs her forehead. Getting up before noon is stupid, but Olga the cleaning lady gets here on time every week, and if I’m not up she’ll make the fucking bed with me in it. Xnxx Olga gives me that “I’ve had enough of this” look – just like my 3rd grade teacher used to do until the day she handed me a high school diploma and said, “You gradumated – no need to come back!” I always wondered why nobody else had a diploma written on a napkin. So I roll out, grab my least sticky copy of Swank and cop a squat for my morning dump. I stuff 3 twinkies into my gullet and flip on Judge Judy. She gives the dog the evil eye when she gets to the hallway and gets a noseful – but the mutt is smart enough to dash away.
