Eastern Daylight Time. “I just sniffed my finger nails after scratching my balls and I damn near fell over! Xnxx sex well… I’d better call Harry”
Jimmy Craktcorn picked up his land line phone and dialed his friend Harry’s number. A real cheek flapper.”
“Damn Jimmy, You really blew me a kiss. It was yummy, and the toppings were just what Jimmy Craktcorn liked on a pizza. Jimmy Craktcorn got up and answered the door. Then, I cut a fart that stank even worse than the fart I had expelled previously which smelled like something had crawled up my ass and died. It says so in the 22nd chapter Deuteronomy verses 13-21 where it says…
13 “If any man takes a wife, and goes in to her, and then spurns her, 14 and charges her with shameful conduct, and brings an evil name upon her, saying, ‘I took this woman, and when I came near her, I did not find in her the tokens of virginity,’ 15 then the father of the young woman and her mother shall take and bring out the tokens of her virginity to the elders of the city in the gate; 16 and the father of the young woman shall say to the elders, ‘I gave my daughter
