Could you imagine a muffin that smelled like ammonia, limburger vinegar, and old sweat socks?” asked Hugh, “I don’t think so.”
Phil shot a huge load of sploogy baby batter man sauce all over the sample of aloe lotion three ply all natural recycled unscented toilet paper then wiped the remaining splooge cleanly off his bonerly penis. Xnxx porn That evening, Hugh finished off the rest of some old Cookie dough ice cream he found in the back of the freezer while watching a movie called “The Butterfly Effect”. “I’d better call Leslie” Leslie was a woman who looked just like a young Barbara Streisand except for the fact that Leslie was Asian and had a nose like 90’s Icelandic pop singing sensation Bjork. I want to fondle my stiff rod, damn it. (12 beers total)
The next day, Hugh’s ass exploded in a forceful fecal power wash spray. When I think about it, my penis hardens and lengthens.” continued Hugh.
